A few treasured possessions…

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  PDA

  2008

  Handheld PDA device; issued by Gift to all street teams as part of wider plan to introduce artificially intelligent robo-fundraisers controlled remotely.*

  (*Please don’t tell union).

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  Trainers

  Circa 2005

  Lucky trainers belonging to all-time fundraising great Charles ‘No Socks’ Harris, recruiter of over 5,000 direct debit donors (fumigated).

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  ID card

  Circa 2000

  Early identification card issued to Gift Fundraisers; also functions as limited coverage short-wave radio and rudimentary harmonica in key of C.