A few treasured possessions…

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  Umbrella

  2008

  Standard issue brolly; blows inside out with alarming regularity. Also doubles as make-believe light sabre during team breaks.

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  Pen

  Circa 1999

  Ballpoint pen belonging to beloved founder/fundraiser His Grace The Duke of Orpington, Douglas Gift II; on temporary loan from British Institute of Suspiciously Dubious Artefacts.

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  Legendary Fundraisers

  2009

  Legendary fundraisers/ballroom dance enthusiasts Anil Phandey and Lisa Kent; two of our most decorated members of staff and twin focus of incessant will they/won’t they romance rumours.